This is Joen.
Full name: Joen James Lowry (or JJ).
“Joen” is Hebrew, and means “a gift from God“. It is not pronounced “Joan”.
He was born at 3:56am on 30th January 2011. He weighs 8 pounds 12 ounces.
His hobbies include attempting to suckle on his father’s nipple hair, and screaming with heart breaking intensity for unknown reasons. We don’t know much else about him.